Answer each question with just three words!
1. Where is your cell phone?
Don't have one
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend husband/wife?
Currently, no one
3. Your hair?
Balding, balding, balding
4. Where is your father?
Unfortunately, R.I.P.
5. Cheesecake?
Chocolate, please?
6. Your dream last night?
GenCon diabetes nightmare
7. Your favorite drink?
Bailey's Irish Cream
8. Your dream car?
No car, flying!
9. The room you're in?
Den and library
10. George Bush?
No way, José
11. Nipple rings?
Thanks, but no
12. Who did you hang out with last night?
My B5 DVDs
13. What you're not good at?
Anything mechanically inclined
14. Your best friend?
SteveR or SteveB
15. Student loans?
All paid off
16. Where did you grow up?
Manchester, Montreal, Ottawa
17. The last thing you did?
Wrote fiction piece
18. What are you wearing?
Pants, t-shirt, socks
19. Tattoo on the lower back?
No way, José
20. Ketchup?
Not on fries
21. Your computer?
Slow, but true
22. Your life?
Busy, but interesting
23. Your mood?
Panicky about GenCon
24. Missing?
I rarely miss
25. What are you thinking about right now?
This damn meme!
26. Your car?
Old, grey-purple Neon
27. Your summer?
Waiting for end
28. Your relationship status?
None right now
29. Your favorite color?
Dark brown
30. When is the last time you laughed?
An hour ago
31. Last time you cried?
Several weeks ago
32. Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow?
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
33. High school?
Don't remember it