I am in the office this morning, having been picked up by the car pool gang, and am walking around the office as necessary on crutches. Needless to say, this is drawing mirthful remarks from most of my co-workers (with the exception of Donna), who are soulless bastards indeed.
My boss has told me that I can knock off work around 12:30 pm or so, and I will head home somehow. In the meantime, the paperwork on my desk to start the new year is something...tall, that wants to frantically fall off my desk. So I've got a nice mug of peppermint tea now, and having finished my coffee break, am heading back to the pile of paper.
Wish me luck. :)