Here's the song from Youtube (no video of the song, unfortunately).
And here are my answers to the questions. Take 'em and paste 'em for yourself, too. :)
1. Wilma or a Betty Man?
Betty, definitely Betty.
2. Mercedes of a Trans Am?
Mercedes. Would that I could afford one. :)
3. Single malt or beer?
4. Like it when hair is touched?
Love it, under the right circumstances. <g>
5. Boxers or briefs?
6. First kiss?
First kiss was from my mother, of course. :) First *romantic* kiss was from Jenny Halliwell, in Grade 4.
7. What do you wear to bed?
Nothing. Sometimes, a pair of boxers. In winter, flannel pjs.
8. Do you think Elvis is dead?
Nope, he just left the building.
9. Ginger or Mary Anne?