Some Musical Humour
- Aug. 31st, 2012 at 11:18 AM
A bit of humour, in a musical vein, for the day. Heard this one in the office while on my tea break.
Three notes walk into a bar: a C, an E-flat, and a G. The bartender says he doesn't serve minors. So the E-flat leaves and the C and G have a fifth between them.
Three notes walk into a bar: a C, an E-flat, and a G. The bartender says he doesn't serve minors. So the E-flat leaves and the C and G have a fifth between them.
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