I have the flu.
Yes, the flu...the damned bug that I had the flu shot to prevent! Well, not the same flu bug...it turns out that the flu shot I had only immunized against three of the current flu viruses going around. Well, guess what? I got the fourth flu virus, the one that's going around and hitting around 1/8th of the population at the moment.
Anyway, I've taken the rest of the week off work, and am horribly ill and terribly depressed. So please write some sort of comment to brighten my day a little bit, 'cause I really need something to brighten my day right now. Thanks, folks. :)