John Kahane (jkahane) wrote,
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Humour for Today

My friend from California, Marlyn Bumpus, has a wry, often slightly off kilter sense of humour. One of the things I love about her. She sent me this joke a couple of days ago, so you can judge for yourself.

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You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!


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I told you she had a wicked sense of humour. :)

And it sort of fits in with another rpg that I run as well, in a twisted fashion... :)
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